The Snowpocalypse
Whether you want to call it The Snowpocalypse or Snowmageddon, the DC area is fully preparing for the end of the world as we know it. On account of the forecasted 6-8 feet of snow that is coming to render us homebound for the next month and half, the snow and wind gusts of up to 140 mph have caused mass hysteria in the nation’s capital. Last night I heard of a near brawl at a local grocery store that was incited by a man trying to buy the remaining 10 gallons of milk on the shelves before the store was picked bare. Toilet paper and batteries were also in high demand, as it currently appears that we might get so much snow that we’ll have a white summer. As for Jessie and I, we’re just thankful that the blizzard warnings don’t affect where we live. As you can see, Mr. Blizzard has agreed to keep his snow and wind perfectly within county lines, so while DC is bracing for a blizzard, just 11 miles away in Alexandria, we’re just going to get some snow. Snomigod!
Ha. If you guys get bored, strap on your snow shoes or cross country skis and head over our way. If only I had let Shane buy those matching snowmobiles…
We are officially in the blizzard area and last night they had a meterologist on the news who’s name was no joke Mr. Blizzard. I swear this is true, I could not believe it myself. Looks like there is no way we are going to be able to get together for the superbowl. I don’t anticipate our roads being plowed for another few days at least!